"I auditioned for a solo in church and got it. I was about seven and I sang a song called, 'Jesus, I Heard You Had a Big House' and I remember people standing up at the end and me thinking, 'Oh, I think I'm going to like this.' That's how it all began. Sounds funny to say you got your start in church, but I did."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"I'm finally dating. It's fun."
"I think it's important to remember that Christianity was based in love and tolerance and forgiveness and acceptance."
"I'm constantly learning, and that is the greatest gift of life in my opinion - to always be learning and growing."
"If you can learn to love yourself and all the flaws, you can love other people so much better. And that makes you so happy."
"I don't understand what the big deal is with gay marriage. Get over it, people."