"Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
Abraham Lincoln on Pet"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill on Pet"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein on Pet"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
Sigmund Freud on Pet"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
Josh Billings on Pet"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
"No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions."
"How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?"
"We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning."
"Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get."