"You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."
Bill Gates on Car"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."
Richard Pryor on Car"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
Erma Bombeck on Car"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
Steven Wright on Car"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Steven Wright on Car"What I'm doing is art - it's low-brow art but there's a magic in that."
"I put on the best live show, the absolute best live show I can possibly can."
"I don't have the best body in the world, but I know for a fact that I have a really good voice."
"I hope to bring much more attention to important issues and change for issues and practices that are harming animals."
"You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool."