"I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"What I'm doing is art - it's low-brow art but there's a magic in that."
"I put on the best live show, the absolute best live show I can possibly can."
"I don't have the best body in the world, but I know for a fact that I have a really good voice."
"You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool."
"I hope to bring much more attention to important issues and change for issues and practices that are harming animals."