"My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch."
"Be thankful for what you have you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."
Oprah Winfrey on Thanksgiving"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
Jon Stewart on Thanksgiving"The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest."
William Blake on Thanksgiving"Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse."
Henry Van Dyke on Thanksgiving"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."
Erma Bombeck on Thanksgiving"I have an amazing relationship with food."
"I have an amazing relationship with food."
"I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny."
"Marriage gives you a new respect for a person."
"I have an amazing relationship with food."