"My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch."
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."
Calvin Coolidge on Christmas"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."
Roy L. Smith on Christmas"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
George Carlin on Christmas"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."
Dr. Seuss on Christmas"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."
Benjamin Franklin on Christmas"I have an amazing relationship with food."
"I have an amazing relationship with food."
"I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny."
"Marriage gives you a new respect for a person."
"I have an amazing relationship with food."