"Advances in science and medical research and public health policies have meant that life expectancy for Australians is one of the highest in the world."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Groucho Marx on Medical"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Groucho Marx on Medical"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."
Plato on Medical"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"And I believe that the best buy in public health today must be a combination of regular physical exercise and a healthy diet."
"And I believe that the best buy in public health today must be a combination of regular physical exercise and a healthy diet."
"And I believe that the best buy in public health today must be a combination of regular physical exercise and a healthy diet."
"And I believe that the best buy in public health today must be a combination of regular physical exercise and a healthy diet."
"Prevention is one of the few known ways to reduce demand for health and aged care services."