"I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom."
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Wisdom"Experience is not what happens to you it's what you do with what happens to you."
Aldous Huxley on Wisdom"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone."
Audrey Hepburn on Wisdom"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest Second, by imitation, which is easiest and third by experience, which is the bitterest."
Confucius on Wisdom"If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it."
Michael Jordan on Wisdom"Some people can sometimes really invade your space and kind of never leave you alone."
"Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the same oceans, the same mountains and rivers. We are all equally responsible for protecting them."
"If you feel rooted in your home and family, if you're active in your community, there's nothing more empowering. The best way to make a difference in the world is to start by making a difference in your own life."
"I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom."
"The war and terrorism in the Middle East, the crisis of leadership in many of the oil-supply countries in the developing world, the crisis of global warming - all these are very clearly tied to energy."