Famous Quotes

"Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they ain't got."

Josh Billings on Women

More quotes about Women

• "A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."

  Eleanor Roosevelt on Women

• "I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."

  Marilyn Monroe on Women

• "Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Women

• "The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."

  Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women

• "As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."

  John Lennon on Women

More quotes by Josh Billings

• "I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry."

• "The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust."

• "The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way."

• "One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs."

• "The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout."