"People spend so much time in their cars, and it's a legal way to have fun by speeding a little bit or testing yourself a little bit, and you get to invest in your car. For some people, it becomes their baby."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
Steven Wright on Legal"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."
Calvin Coolidge on Legal"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."
Robert Frost on Legal"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."
Will Rogers on Legal"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."
Plato on Legal"My dream car would be a Maserati. That would be amazing."
"My dream car would be a Maserati. That would be amazing."
"Parking is a nightmare for me... I still have sensors on my car that help me park."
"People spend so much time in their cars, and it's a legal way to have fun by speeding a little bit or testing yourself a little bit, and you get to invest in your car. For some people, it becomes their baby."
"I once owned a really, really ugly pair of white leather boots. They were so bad. It was back in the '80s! It was just a really tacky fashion choice when I was in middle school, and I thought it was cool. I'm really embarrassed."