Famous Quotes

"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."

Johnny Carson on Christmas

More quotes about Christmas

• "Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."

  Calvin Coolidge on Christmas

• "He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."

  Roy L. Smith on Christmas

• "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

  George Carlin on Christmas

• "Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."

  Dr. Seuss on Christmas

• "A good conscience is a continual Christmas."

  Benjamin Franklin on Christmas

More quotes by Johnny Carson

• "Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'"

• "My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."

• "For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."

• "For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."

• "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."