Famous Quotes

"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."

Johnny Carson on Marriage

More quotes about Marriage

• "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

  Mignon McLaughlin on Marriage

• "By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

  Socrates on Marriage

• "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Marriage

• "How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."

  Oscar Wilde on Marriage

• "Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."

  James C. Dobson on Marriage

More quotes by Johnny Carson

• "Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'"

• "My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."

• "For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."

• "For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."

• "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."