Famous Quotes

"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."

Johnny Carson on Happiness

More quotes about Happiness

• "Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."

  John Barrymore on Happiness

• "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."

  Dalai Lama on Happiness

• "Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."

  Abraham Lincoln on Happiness

• "I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."

  Martha Washington on Happiness

• "Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."

  Mahatma Gandhi on Happiness

More quotes by Johnny Carson

• "Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'"

• "My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."

• "For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."

• "For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."

• "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."