"A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."
Barbara de Angelis on Wedding"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates on Wedding"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."
Robert Frost on Wedding"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx on Wedding"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."
Oliver Wendell Holmes on Wedding"You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy."
"Look, demanding somebody do anything in this day and age is not going to fly."
"I was very successful from a very early age, and I want to keep it."
"If you get half a million, at a certain stage you probably will get 4 million people, if they are able to hear it. The touring thing is unbelievable. It really is amazing from what we did the last tour even to what we are doing now."
"I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain."