Famous Quotes

"The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time."

Joe Rogan on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Joe Rogan

• "The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone."

• "If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."

• "I had a sense of who I was before I got famous."

• "I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do."

• "That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."