Famous Quotes

"Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends."

Joe Rogan on Marriage

More quotes about Marriage

• "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

  Mignon McLaughlin on Marriage

• "By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

  Socrates on Marriage

• "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Marriage

• "How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."

  Oscar Wilde on Marriage

• "Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."

  James C. Dobson on Marriage

More quotes by Joe Rogan

• "The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone."

• "If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."

• "I had a sense of who I was before I got famous."

• "I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do."

• "That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."