"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."
Mae West on Dating"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."
Keanu Reeves on Dating"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
Mitch Hedberg on Dating"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."
Keith Sweat on Dating"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."
Wayne Dyer on Dating"The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone."
"I had a sense of who I was before I got famous."
"I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do."
"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."
"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."