"I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
Michael Jordan on Sports"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."
Mark Twain on Sports"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
Mark Twain on Sports"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
Hunter S. Thompson on Sports"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."
Henry David Thoreau on Sports"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."
"You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough."