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"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."

Joe E. Lewis on Funny

More quotes about Funny

  • "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

    Lana Turner on Funny

  • "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

    Ron White on Funny

  • "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

    Bill Cosby on Funny

  • "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

    Jim Carrey on Funny

  • "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

    Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Joe E. Lewis

  • "I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."

  • "The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."

  • "I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play."

  • "You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough."

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