Famous Quotes

"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

Joan Rivers on Happiness

More quotes about Happiness

• "Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."

  John Barrymore on Happiness

• "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."

  Dalai Lama on Happiness

• "Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."

  Abraham Lincoln on Happiness

• "I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."

  Martha Washington on Happiness

• "Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."

  Mahatma Gandhi on Happiness

More quotes by Joan Rivers

• "The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."

• "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

• "I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented."

• "Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."

• "The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."