"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."
Abraham Lincoln on God"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."
Mother Teresa on God"When the solution is simple, God is answering."
Albert Einstein on God"While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."
Maya Angelou on God"Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."
Lawrence Welk on God"The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
"I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented."
"Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."