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"I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26."

Jimmy Carr on Marriage

More quotes about Marriage

  • "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

    Mignon McLaughlin on Marriage

  • "By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

    Socrates on Marriage

  • "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."

    Friedrich Nietzsche on Marriage

  • "How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."

    Oscar Wilde on Marriage

  • "Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."

    James C. Dobson on Marriage

More quotes by Jimmy Carr

  • "As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing."

  • "I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way."

  • "I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me."

  • "After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead."

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