"It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"My goal is to be one with the music. I just dedicate my whole life to this art."
"In order to change the world, you have to get your head together first."
"It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life."
"When I played God Bless The Queen, I was wondering if they was gonna dig us, then quite naturally I'd go on and try to get it together."
"I wish they'd had electric guitars in cotton fields back in the good old days. A whole lot of things would've been straightened out."