"Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"My Marine experience helped shape who I am now personally and professionally, and I am grateful for that on an almost daily basis."
"I have great faith in the intelligence of the American viewer and reader to put two and two together and come up with four."
"I have great faith in the intelligence of the American viewer and reader to put two and two together and come up with four."
"In my case, I was covering politics in Texas as a newspaper man in the 1960's."
"I've traveled around the country and I read local newspapers and all of that, and it's a sad, sad thing to go from city to city and see the small newspapers and they're tiny. They're tiny not only in size but also in scope."