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"The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing."

Jerry Seinfeld on Car

More quotes about Car

  • "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."

    Bill Gates on Car

  • "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

    Richard Pryor on Car

  • "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

    Erma Bombeck on Car

  • "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

    Steven Wright on Car

  • "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

    Steven Wright on Car

More quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

  • "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."

  • "Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there."

  • "You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"

  • "When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself."

  • "I love being a dad. I just love it."

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