"I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."
Bill Gates on Car"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."
Richard Pryor on Car"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
Erma Bombeck on Car"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
Steven Wright on Car"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Steven Wright on Car"I don't need to hang out in a posse and try to act cool."
"I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course."
"I've never dreamed of being famous. The idea of it really scares me."
"If I am still doing what I'm doing and I still have respect in this town, haven't done anything completely and utterly stupid, then I'll be happy with myself."
"I used to be a hopeless romantic - I fell in love with everyone I went out with."