Famous Quotes

"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!"

Jay Leno on Valentinesday

More quotes about Valentinesday

• "If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love."

  Maya Angelou on Valentinesday

• "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

  Charles M. Schulz on Valentinesday

• "A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous."

  Coco Chanel on Valentinesday

• "The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing."

  Blaise Pascal on Valentinesday

• "The best smell in the world is that man that you love."

  Jennifer Aniston on Valentinesday

More quotes by Jay Leno

• "Politics is just show business for ugly people."

• "Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

• "You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."

• "You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you."

• "Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."