"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."
Calvin Coolidge on Christmas"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."
Roy L. Smith on Christmas"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
George Carlin on Christmas"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."
Dr. Seuss on Christmas"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."
Benjamin Franklin on Christmas"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."
"You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."
"You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you."
"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."