"Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."
Margaret Thatcher on Home"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."
Benjamin Franklin on Home"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."
Oliver Wendell Holmes on Home"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."
Bill Cosby on Home"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."
Robert Frost on Home"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."
"You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."
"You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you."
"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."