Famous Quotes

"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

Jay Leno on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Jay Leno

• "Politics is just show business for ugly people."

• "Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

• "You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."

• "You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you."

• "The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."