"I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."
Barbara de Angelis on Wedding"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates on Wedding"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."
Robert Frost on Wedding"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx on Wedding"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."
Oliver Wendell Holmes on Wedding"I take computers practically apart and put them back together. I have a supercomputer I built over the years out of different computers."
"Music is subjective to everyone's unique experience."
"My mother is very, very smart and commands respect because she has a lot of respect for herself."
"He's an innocent in a lot of ways. He's a very simple person who really doesn't have the resources or the strength, ultimately, to handle the situation."
"I've always liked Saturn. But I also have some sympathy for Pluto because I heard it's been downgraded from a planet, and I think it should remain a planet. Once you've given something planetary status it's kind of mean to take it away."