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"I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for."

James H. Boren on Medical

More quotes about Medical

  • "I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

    Groucho Marx on Medical

  • "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

    Groucho Marx on Medical

  • "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

    Erma Bombeck on Medical

  • "They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

    Plato on Medical

  • "Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."

    Erma Bombeck on Medical

More quotes by James H. Boren

  • "When in doubt, mumble when in trouble, delegate when in charge, ponder."

  • "A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together."

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