"Gags die, humor doesn't."
"A joke is a very serious thing."
Winston Churchill on Humor"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
Mark Twain on Humor"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."
William James on Humor"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."
Mahatma Gandhi on Humor"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."
Henry Ward Beecher on Humor"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."