"An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day."
"Be thankful for what you have you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."
Oprah Winfrey on Thanksgiving"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
Jon Stewart on Thanksgiving"The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest."
William Blake on Thanksgiving"Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse."
Henry Van Dyke on Thanksgiving"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."
Erma Bombeck on Thanksgiving"An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day."
"What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?"