Famous Quotes

"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty."

Imelda Marcos on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Imelda Marcos

• "I love everybody. One of the great things about me is that I have a very positive attitude."

• "People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage?"

• "I always say you can never be extravagant with beauty. Beauty is God made real. Beauty is life."

• "Filipinos want beauty. I have to look beautiful so that the poor Filipinos will have a star to look at from their slums."

• "Filipinos don't wallow in what is miserable and ugly. They recycle the bad into things of beauty."