"Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Groucho Marx on Medical"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Groucho Marx on Medical"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."
Plato on Medical"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"Wherever the art of medicine is loved, there is also a love of humanity."
"Life is short, the art long."
"Walking is man's best medicine."
"If we could give every individual the right amount of nourishment and exercise, not too little and not too much, we would have found the safest way to health."
"Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food."