"I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"No nation can meet the world's challenges alone."
"I feel like I have had the most amazing life in my public service."
"The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible."
"We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society."
"Now I know that Wal-Mart's policies do not reflect the best way of doing business and the values that I think are important in America."