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Famous Quotes

"Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn."
Hesiod on Funny

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny

"Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above this is the right time for marriage."
"Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age."
"Giving is good, but taking is bad and brings death."
"For both faith and want of faith have destroyed men alike."
"Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above this is the right time for marriage."