"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
Doug Larson on Anniversary"We are not the same persons this year as last nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person."
W. Somerset Maugham on Anniversary"There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage."
Martin Luther on Anniversary"Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness."
Benjamin Franklin on Anniversary"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."
George Bernard Shaw on Anniversary"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."
"I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car."
"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad but New York City?"
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."