Famous Quotes

"Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her."

Helen Rowland on Wedding

More quotes about Wedding

• "The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."

  Barbara de Angelis on Wedding

• "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."

  Socrates on Wedding

• "It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."

  Robert Frost on Wedding

• "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

  Groucho Marx on Wedding

• "Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."

  Oliver Wendell Holmes on Wedding

More quotes by Helen Rowland

• "There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age."

• "Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man."

• "Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself."

• "A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor."

• "A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever."