"The simplest of women are wonderful liars who can extricate themselves from the most difficult dilemmas with a skill bordering on genius."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt on Women"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
Marilyn Monroe on Women"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Women"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
John Lennon on Women"It is better to be unhappy in love than unhappy in marriage, but some people manage to be both."
"Patriotism is a kind of religion it is the egg from which wars are hatched."
"Patriotism is a kind of religion it is the egg from which wars are hatched."
"The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom."