"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"Childbirth is more admirable than conquest, more amazing than self-defense, and as courageous as either one."
"It is more rewarding to watch money change the world than watch it accumulate."
"The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary."
"If the shoe doesn't fit, must we change the foot?"
"We've begun to raise daughters more like sons... but few have the courage to raise our sons more like our daughters."