"A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
Steven Wright on Legal"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."
Calvin Coolidge on Legal"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."
Robert Frost on Legal"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."
Will Rogers on Legal"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."
Plato on Legal"Living well is the best revenge."
"Read as you taste fruit or savor wine, or enjoy friendship, love or life."
"Take all that is given whether wealth, love or language, nothing comes by mistake and with good digestion all can be turned to health."
"In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge."
"In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge."