Famous Quotes

"Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time."

George Carlin on Time

More quotes about Time

• "Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."

  Roger Babson on Time

• "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

  Abraham Lincoln on Time

• "Lost time is never found again."

  Benjamin Franklin on Time

• "Patience and time do more than strength or passion."

  Jean de La Fontaine on Time

• "The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."

  C. S. Lewis on Time

More quotes by George Carlin

• "If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."

• "By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth."

• "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

• "Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time."

• "At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."