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"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."

George Burns on Funny

More quotes about Funny

  • "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

    Lana Turner on Funny

  • "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

    Ron White on Funny

  • "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

    Bill Cosby on Funny

  • "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

    Jim Carrey on Funny

  • "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

    Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by George Burns

  • "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."

  • "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

  • "If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."

  • "Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."

  • "At my age flowers scare me."

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