"When I was a kid I got busted for throwing a rock through a car window and egging a house on halloween."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."
Bill Gates on Car"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."
Richard Pryor on Car"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
Erma Bombeck on Car"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
Steven Wright on Car"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Steven Wright on Car"My dad didn't want me to play guitar. He played piano, so I chose that. And I ended up loving it."
"So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing."
"So I try not to have any actual expectations for myself for any level of success or failure."
"It's not my goal to be a famous actor."
"So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing."