"It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!"
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"Stand straight, walk proud, have a little faith."
"I'd like to think a baseball picture is somewhere in my future."
"Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers."
"Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got."
"There's a difference between knowing what's on the page in a history book and actually feeling that page have curves and valleys."