"The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."
Oscar Wilde on Food"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."
Ronald Reagan on Food"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."
Ronald Reagan on Food"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
Yogi Berra on Food"Beware the hobby that eats."
Benjamin Franklin on Food"I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy."
"Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."
"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."
"Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."
"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."