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"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."

Garrison Keillor on Funny

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  • "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

    Lana Turner on Funny

  • "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

    Ron White on Funny

  • "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

    Bill Cosby on Funny

  • "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

    Jim Carrey on Funny

  • "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

    Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Garrison Keillor

  • "I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy."

  • "The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose."

  • "Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."

  • "Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."

  • "God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."

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