"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
Abraham Lincoln on Pet"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill on Pet"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein on Pet"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
Sigmund Freud on Pet"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
Josh Billings on Pet"I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy."
"The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose."
"Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."
"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."
"Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."